Practiced Family Law for two years. Retired to write "women in the kitchen" jokes at The Creative Circus.
For a look into my psyche: @leopoldbuttersk
For evidence of my internet prowess: My dog, Butters.
For due diligence: My rÉsumé
FOR THE REASON I WENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE IN THE FOURTH GRADE: KKDAGOSTINE@GMAIL.COM